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Unmentionable Auction
Cast
Cast Germaine

Foamy

Production
Episode 3.13
Running time 1:45
Release date 3.13
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Chronology
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Foamy The Squirrel - Unmentionable Auction

Foamy The Squirrel - Unmentionable Auction

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Publishers SummaryEdit

Foamy auctions off Germaine's underwear to raise money for his cult.

ScriptEdit

Foamy
As leader of the Foamian cult, I’d like to thank you for your generous donation to the Foam Cult Fundraising Auction held on the internet
Germaine
What donation?
Foamy
Well, since you’re a celebrity of sorts, not as cool as me, mind you, but still a mentionable underground icon. I decided to sell some of your clothing online to help raise funds for the CHURCH OF FOAMY!
Germaine
Clothing? Like what?
Foamy
You know, underwear and shit like that
Germaine
I need my underwear damn it!
Foamy
Don’t worry I didn’t sell the ones that vibrate so don’t get all up in a tiff over this
Germaine
Leave me alone. Whatever, no one is going to buy some used underwear anyway…
Foamy
WRONG again oh human of stupid brain. Look, the first pair is up to 250 dollars.
Germaine
Ewww. That’s sick. What fucking maniac is going to pay 200 dollars for my underwear?
Creepy Stalker Guy
Only 20 more hours… and its mine…
Foamy
Who knows. The world is filled with crazy folks who want to stiff stuff that has been on your butt.

Germaine disgusted gagging.

Foamy
Now that I think of it, a used tampon could fetch anywhere from 2 to 3,000 dollars

Germaine gagging more.

Foamy
Any one of your orifices is a potential gold mine. Here, stick this lollipop up your butt and you can pay your rent with it.
Germaine
The world is a sick and sad place when a woman’s used underwear fetches hundreds of dollars at auction. And I’m not going to stick a lollipop up my butt!
Foamy
Begging.
Commmme Onnnn… its foorrr aaaa goooddd cause – Me
Germaine
Forget it Dude
Foamy
Mark my words, this lollipop will be up your butt by week’s end. You selfish son of a bitch

End screen appears.

Foamy
Support the Foamy Cult buy an ass-pop today.

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