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Tech Support III
Cast
Cast Foamy
Production
Episode 3.25
Running time 1:59
Release date 2006
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
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Foamy The Squirrel - Tech Support III

Foamy The Squirrel - Tech Support III

The Warning screen appears.

Mammed Udi sits in his office.

Mammed Udi
Hello. Welcome to Smell Tech-Support. My name is Mammed Udi. How may I help you?

The view cuts to Foamy, who points at his computer. The view cuts to each character has he speaks.

Foamy
I've got a problem here. I'm having a problem with my screen. I've got this weird little dot that just won't go away! I'm pretty sure it's a stuck pixel. What do I do?
Mammed Udi
Ah, very much perhaps a stuck pixel, but we shall run some tests to make sure.

Foamy blinks.

Mammed Udi
Is it still there?
Foamy
Um... yeah.
Mammed Udi
I see. So the "ignore it and it will go away" method will not work here?
Foamy
What, are you kidding me?
Mammed Udi
Now we try something better.
Foamy
How about just trying?
Mammed Udi
What you do now is go to your system manager and find your monitor drivers. Can you do that, please? Yes?

Foamy types on his computer, mumbling to himself.

Foamy
Okay, I'm at the monitor driver doo-dad. What now?
Mammed Udi
Okay. Uninstall all monitor drivers.
Foamy
Um... if I uninstall all the monitor drivers, my monitor won't work.
Mammed Udi
Yes. But you will not see any stuck pixels afterwards.
Foamy
Of course I won't! I won't see anything, dammit!
Mammed Udi
See? Problem has been solved. Good day.
Foamy
Whoa whoa whoa whoa. Wait a second. I've kind of gotten used to viewing web pages on my monitor, as opposed to... imagining what they look like while typing blindly!
Mammed Udi
Well, some people are greedy, I suppose. Please call back after you have tried these steps.
Foamy
Call back?
Mammed Udi
Yes. It is not fair to others to just help you and tie up all the lines.
Foamy
You've got to be kidding me!
Mammed Udi
Remember, Smell Tech-Support is here for you whenever you need us.
Foamy
I need you now!
Mammed Udi
{offscreen} Good day.
Foamy
Hello? Hello?

Mammed Udi hangs up.

That little outsourced son of a bitch hung up on me! What kind of world are we living in?!

Fomay groans in anger.

Ending screen appears.