Secret Admirer
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Cast Germaine
Episode 1.29
Running time 2:10
Release date 2003
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Previous Episode Spell-A-Casters
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Publishers Summary[edit | edit source]

Germiane Has A Secret Admirer...but does Foamy care? NO!

Script[edit | edit source]

Oooo, Foamy, look what I got. A letter from a secret admirer in the mail today. It smells like roses and it's in a pretty blood red envelope. Eeee, my favorite colour: blood.
Well whooptido, you got a letter, wooooee... Probably from one of your crack addict friends, so who gives a shit?
Shhh. Listen to what it says, listen.
"Dear Germaine, how I longed to speak these words that rain from my heart through endless patterns of longing and sorrow."
Oh, how sad.
Fucking looser.
"I have seen you from a far. Noticed you in the coffee shop. I thought to myself: What a perfect creature this be."
Give me a fucking break, you fucking sappy bastard.
"I have since watched you from a distance. Though closer than you might think. In the bookstore, in the park. Closer I crept and saw that you have to be mine. I stare at your pictures that I've taken myself: in the movie theater, in your apartment. Each celluloid frame gives me great delight and instills me pleasure, to see your naked frame shower as you wash the filth with this world from your flawless body. Perfection is thee, I will meet you and I will have you. Signed, the Eternal Watcher.
P.S. I could see you now."
What the?!
Haha, you have a stalker, you have a stalker, I don't. You do. You're gonna die, I can sleep at night. Nyah-nyah!

Doorbell rings

Gets surprised
For whom the bell tolls? It tolls for thee!
Hehe. Ah, relax yourself. You jumpin' around all jittery like a fucking crack addict. I have a friend like you, you know. Always jittery.

Foamy opens the door.

It's just the pizza guy.
Hey, there better be extra fucking nuts on it this time. Not like last time! I ordered them, and what was on it? Nothin'. You know what happens now?!

Foamy grabs the pizza box.

I close the door, you get no tip. Goodbye.
Aw, jeez, you stiffed me on the nuts!

Ending screen appears.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • In this episode Foamy mentioned that he has a friend who, like Germaine, is "always jittery", which might be reference to Pillz-E, who hasn't been introduced yet.

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