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Our Name Is Jonas Since 1985
Cast
Cast Clerk
Grandpa
Production
Episode 1.02
Running time 0:52
Release date July 29, 2009
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Chronology
Previous Episode Low On The High End Since 1985
Next Episode Hanging The DJ Since 1985
Video

Publishers SummaryEdit

The second episode of musical goodness.

ScriptEdit

Grandpa
[CDs. Wave of the future] I'd just like to buy this CD here.
Clerk
[Wow. An actual sale] Is that a Jonas Brothers CD?
Grandpa
[Walt would not want this] Yes. I'm buying it for my granddaughter.
Clerk
[Grand mistake] No you're not.
Grandpa
Wh-- what?
Clerk
[Listen fool!!!] I can't, in good conscience, let you walk out of the store with this steaming pile of musical feces. [It burns my eyes] Here, take this one instead.
Grandpa
[Obey the sign] Dead Kennedys?
Clerk
Eh, you can read. Good job.
Grandpa
[Have a cookie] [Do not block sign] Is this going to be as wholesome as the Jonas Brothers?
Clerk
[There's always room for Jello] Look, you need to get your kids off that tween crap as soon as possible [Like, right now] Start here, and next week we'll move on to Mr. Bungle.
Grandpa
[Egg!] Um...
Clerk
And while you're at it, pick her up a fucking video game too. [Spend so that we may live] Music sales are slow.
Grandpa
[Much like you are] You carry video games?
Clerk
[Earth to jackass] I just said music sales are slow. Wh-- what are you, deaf?
Grandpa
[Que?] What?
Clerk
Fuck outta my store. [Leave]

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