Low On The High End Since 1985
Cast Clerk
Manson Fan
Episode 1.01
Running time 0:52
Release date July 22, 2009
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
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Publishers SummaryEdit

The first episode of a new series featuring a sarcastic record store clerk and the idiots he deals with every day.


Manson Fan
[I remember record stores] New Marilyn Manson album. I am so excited.
[I'm glad someone is] It sucks, dude. Sucks.
Manson Fan
No. [Yes] He can't suck. [Like Obama, "Yes he can"] He's the lord of darkness.
Manson Fan
[Foamy is lord and master] How could you say that? [You heard me!] (points) [No pointing] Blasphemer.
[This sign changes] Look, he's had consistently good albums up to and including The Golden Age of Grotesque; [Gross tech] after that, suck. [Say it again] Pure suck. You hear me? Suck.
Manson Fan: But...he's such.
[A metal mime?] Buy it or get out. [Manson Fan hands out money] [Money money money] Oh, yeah, here. The CD comes with a promotional Marilyn Manson guy-liner.
Manson Fan
[WTF] That is so sweet. [That is so sad] Thank you, dark lord
[You're welcome] Sh- shut up, dude. [Find some friends]

End screen appears.

[So scary] If "darkness" is another word for "suck", then he's certainly the lord and master.

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