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Lewd Lingerie
Cast
Cast Germaine

Foamy

Production
Episode 3.17
Running time 1:15
Release date 2006
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Chronology
Previous Episode Halloween Hoopla
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Foamy The Squirrel - Lewd Lingerie

Foamy The Squirrel - Lewd Lingerie

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Publishers SummaryEdit

Germaine stands in Victoria's Pervertions with a red bra in her hands, examining it. Anchovie, as a security guard, stands impassively by the glass double-doors. Begley appears.

Begley
Let me ask you something. What are we doing here?
Germaine
{now looking at a yellow bra} I need a new bra. {looking at a green bra} One that doesn't pinch my boobs together or is made out of some fucking wire.
Begley
I don't see why you women torture yourselves with your own clothing. It's quite sadistic, it is.
Germaine
It is, but therein lies the tragedy. Speaking of torture, {points thumb at Anchovie} look at that security guard.

The view cuts to Anchovie alone.

Begley
Off screen.
What about him?

The view cuts back to Germaine and Begley, with Anchovie in the background.

Germaine
Dude. It must be maddening to just stand there all day watching women try on lingerie.
Begley
What do you mean?
Germaine
Hormones, dude. Hormones. By the end of the day the security guard must be ready to burst.
Begley
I'm all for saying humans explode; the more the better.
Germaine
Hey, you want to screw around with him?
Begley
I don't care. I want a magazine.
Germaine
Walking off..
I'll be right back.
Begley
Oh, very nice! Leaving in the middle of a conversation. I see. You wanker.

The view fades out to black, then back in on Anchovie's face.

Germaine
Off screen Excuse me,...
The view cuts to show Germaine leaning backwards in pink lingerie right next to Anchovie.
Do these panties look good on me?
Anchovie
Germaine leans in closer to him.
Um, yes. Quite.

The view cuts to Germaine's head and chest.

Germaine
Guestering towards her bra
What about the push-up bra? Does it make me look too...

Shoves her chest outward.

..busty?

The view cuts to show Germaine's breasts are pushed close to Anchovie's face.

Anchovie
It's fine ma'am. Move along, please.

The view cuts to Germaine.

Germaine
What about this thong?

The view cuts to Germaine and Anchovie.

Anchovie
Heh...

Eye twitches.

Germaine
How does it look?

pulls butt-cheeks. Does it go up my ass too much?

Anchovie
Um, it's not my place to say, ma'am. Please... please move along. You're making my willy hurt.
Germaine
But wait!
Anchovie
For the love of god, move along!
Germaine
Grabbing Anchovie.
I think it's up my ass too much.

Throws butt in Anchovie's face.

Look... closer...

Anchovie throws his hands up, groaning, and his head explodes. The view cuts to Germaine.

Germaine
Whoa.
Begley
Well I'll be jiggered. You blew up his fucking head.
Germaine
Wow, that's a neat trick. I wonder if that works on everyone.

The view fades out to black, then back in with Germaine and Franklin.

Germaine
Excuse me, does this thong go too far up my ass?
Franklin
Please, bitch.

Snaps fingers.

I'm busy shopping.
Begley
I don't think it works on poofters.
Franklin
Does anyone have these in a mens'?

End screen appears.

Franklin
Bitch!