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Box sets. A nifty collector's item or a way to abuse the music collector.

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Middle-Aged Man
[Send pizza] Hey, uh, do you have the Pixies' box set? [I doo-little here]
Clerk
Why would you wanna buy a hundred dollar box set that has almost no new material whatsoever? [Come on! Pilgrim]
Middle-Aged Man
Well, uh, y'know, it comes with a DVD, and uh, I'm kind of a sucker. [We're all suckers]
Clerk
As long as you know that, the transaction may continue.
Middle-Aged Man
So uh, where is it? [Look before you ask]
Clerk
It's in the back by the Sucker section, next to the 18 Different Greatest Hits album by The Cure [Greatest Hits albums suck] and the 12 Morrissey compilations that all have suede-leather box around them. [Chicken tofu monkey]
Middle-Aged Man
Aw geez, can this store be any more hostile to its customers? [With knife I stab eyes]
Clerk
Only if they allowed me to carry a loaded weapon.
Middle-Aged Man
Hey, [B] if this wasn't the only record store left open on the planet, I, I would not shop here.
Clerk
Eh, lucky me. [Nimrod's son ---->]

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