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Heavily Pixelated Since 1985
Cast
Cast Clerk
Production
Episode 1.06
Running time 0:51
Release date September 23, 2009
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Chronology
Previous Episode Downloaded Out Of Business Since 1985
Next Episode Laughing At Monkeys In Heaven Since 1985
Video

Publishers SummaryEdit

Some people have no clue...

ScriptEdit

Woman
Hey, [You shouldn't be here] do you know anything about this game? [Do research]
Clerk
Dude, read the back of the box.
Woman
It says it's game of the year. [Sign blocker -]
Clerk
Then it must be good! [Because reviews never lie]
Woman
That's what I was thinking. [LIAR]
Clerk
45 dollars. Gimme. [Sorry. No CODs]
Woman
When did you start selling video games anyway? [When Pong was new]
Clerk
When music became a video game [DLC killed my CDs] and every asshole on the planet traded in their CDs for downloads and plastic guitars.
Woman
Yeah, the music industry has changed [The industry is still greedy] quite a bit since you opened this store. [Musical coasters sold here]
Clerk
I swear, everything went to hell as soon as Kurt Cobain pulled the trigger.
Woman
Who? [Never mind]
Clerk
Yeah. You might remember him in action figure form. (pulls out Kurt Cobain action figure) [Now available toys of dead people]
Woman
Oh yeah, he was in that band with the other action figure with the spikey black hair. [Stupid people arrive daily]
Clerk
Sid Vicious?
Woman
Yeah! [No]
Clerk
You have... no clue. ["Clue" available on DVD & board game]

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