| Hanging The DJ Since 1985 |
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| Cast | |
| Cast | Clerk Triple-D Girl |
| Production | |
| Episode | 1.03 |
| Running time | 0:52 |
| Release date | August 13, 2009. |
| Producer(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Writer(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Animators(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Chronology | |
| Previous Episode | Our Name Is Jonas Since 1985 |
| Next Episode | Bending It Like Becker Since 1985 |
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Publishers Summary[]
Mindless consumerism or blind fan? Or Both?
Script[]
Triple-D Girl walks up with CD, her breasts nearly spilling out of her "Meat is Murder" top. Clerk briefly looks down at them.
- Clerk
- [They are fake] As a Morrissey fan, [How soon is later] don't you find it the slightest bit annoying that a man that wrote a song decrying record companies [Paint a Vulgar Picture] for reissuing and repackaging music, has now been rereleasing [Look it up] and remastering a majority of his catalog?
- Triple-D Girl
- I don't care.
- Clerk
- [Does any one] So...you'll just keep buying anything this guy puts out.
- Triple-D Girl
- [Doesn't everybody] Yes.
- Clerk
- Fan of the Cure?
- Triple-D Girl
- [No cure for the Cure] Yes, and I have all eighteen greatest hits albums.
- Clerk
- [They don't even have 18 hits] So, you're perfectly fine with the Cure putting out a greatest hits album after every new record they release.
- Triple-D Girl
- [For real. They do] I don't care.
- Clerk
- [No one cares] How much of your brain actually works?
- Triple-D Girl
- [Very little] Doctor says zero.
- Clerk
- [Told ya] Oh, man. [99% plastic --->] What a waste.
Triple-D Girl coughs up a load of semen, which goes down her cleavage
- [Swine flu --->]
- Clerk
- [Antibiotics sold here] Ass!