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Hanging The DJ Since 1985
Cast
Cast Clerk
Triple-D Girl
Production
Episode 1.03
Running time 0:52
Release date August 13, 2009.
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Chronology
Previous Episode Our Name Is Jonas Since 1985
Next Episode Bending It Like Becker Since 1985
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Publishers SummaryEdit

Mindless consumerism or blind fan? Or Both?

ScriptEdit

Triple-D Girl walks up with CD, her breasts nearly spilling out of her "Meat is Murder" top. Clerk briefly looks down at them.

Clerk
[They are fake] As a Morrissey fan, [How soon is later] don't you find it the slightest bit annoying that a man that wrote a song decrying record companies [Paint a Vulgar Picture] for reissuing and repackaging music, has now been rereleasing [Look it up] and remastering a majority of his catalog?
Triple-D Girl
I don't care.
Clerk
[Does any one] So...you'll just keep buying anything this guy puts out.
Triple-D Girl
[Doesn't everybody] Yes.
Clerk
Fan of the Cure?
Triple-D Girl
[No cure for the Cure] Yes, and I have all eighteen greatest hits albums.
Clerk
[They don't even have 18 hits] So, you're perfectly fine with the Cure putting out a greatest hits album after every new record they release.
Triple-D Girl
[For real. They do] I don't care.
Clerk
[No one cares] How much of your brain actually works?
Triple-D Girl
[Very little] Doctor says zero.
Clerk
[Told ya] Oh, man. [99% plastic --->] What a waste.

Triple-D Girl coughs up a load of semen, which goes down her cleavage

[Swine flu --->]
Clerk
[Antibiotics sold here] Ass!

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