|Foamy Fan Mail VIII|
|Producer(s)||Jonathan Ian Mathers|
|Writer(s)||Jonathan Ian Mathers|
|Animators(s)||Jonathan Ian Mathers|
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It NEVER ends!!!!
More mail from the masses! How they adore me so!
Dear Foamy what the hell happened to Germain's head? She looks completely different.
Ahhh.. I knew this would come up. Well, apparently the creator of this cartoon was sick and tired of having Germain look like a rejected Simson's character. So he went all silly like and changed shit around. Frankly she's a secondary character and it doesn't matter what she looks like. So don't get your ass-hole all in a nod over this. At least she doesn't look like bad Tim Burton doodle anymore. DAMN she was ugly!! And crudely drawn! Anyway I'm sure her face, as well as other secondary characters, are going to change somewhere down the line. The creator is picky and likes to fuck with shit, just to be annoying, so bare with his idiocy. PS Germain still has a fat ass, so fear not, her giggly butt is still intact.
Dear Foamy, do you really eat bagels?ï¿½ Cï¿½MON! You know I do! Dear Foamy, In October when you had the Foamy-look-alike contest, how come the pictures I submitted didn't win? Ohhhhh Dear Annie Lebolitz, well there's a simple explanation for this: you sent in pictures of a damn cat! Am I a cat? NO! I am not a cat: I don't look like a cat, I don't think like a cat, and I don't know any cat that has a t-shit with the logo Squirrelly Wrath on it! S-Q-U-I-R-R-E-L-L-Y! Ooooooook I smell ink from the next letter! Let's see Ah Geese this is an old one. Dear Foamy, I didn't get my Foamy DVD in time for Christmas and now I hate you because you didn't ship on time. Ohhh.. Dear fart collector; it is not my fault that your poor planning led you to order the Foamy DVD one day before Christmas. Unless I had a time machine there wasn't a chance in hell that is was going to get to you in time. So don't blame me with your lack of forethought and perpetual procrastination. IDIOT! And frankly anyone who thinks Christmas is ruined because they didn't get a gift doesn't know the true meaning of Christmas and is a shallow, greedy ass-hole. PS Go kill yourself! Signed: Your Lord and Master, Foamy... Merry Christmas fucker!
Dear Foamy, Have you spoken to God lately?
God? What the? Why does Jesus keep emailing me? Ok that's it! I'm done! Damn religious man! Ruins everything!
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