Foamy Fan Mail V
Foamy The Squirrel - Foamy Fan Mail V
Cast Foamy
Episode 2.12
Running time 1:43
Release date 2004
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
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Foamy The Squirrel - Foamy Fan Mail V

Foamy The Squirrel - Foamy Fan Mail V


Publishers SummaryEdit

Ash! In My EYE!


All I have to say is never sign a contract you don't understand, alright?!

"Dear Foamy,..."

Oh god....*agonizing sigh*...why are people doing this to me? I just wanna relax, man!

"Dear Foamy, I was sad to hear that you were going to do anymore fan mail. If you....*stutters* If you can find the time, please try to do another one."

Well, gee, that won't be so hard now, will it?! Here's your Foamy Fan Mail!! Ahhhh, there's ash everywhere! It's all been burned....!

"Dear Foamy, I don't wanna see the goth chick naked. I don't wanna see you naked. I don't wanna see anything naked. I just thought I'd like to tell ya that."

Well, that's nice. That's really nice.....*groans in pain* I got an ash in my eye....

Couldn't you people at least change the set or something? Fix this place up!

(off scene: It's not in the budget, man.)

I don't care if it's not in the budget! This place is filthy!

"Dear Foamy, In the last Foamy Fan Mail, why did you burn all the fan mail?"

You know, looking back on it now, I have no idea. You'd figure these people would get the message like 'You know what? Seems our little friend here Foamy doesn't wanna answer any more mail...' Set the place on fire, and what happens? They just send ya right back in to answer more fa-....oh g-....I can't even go on anymore. I'm not doing anymore fan mail until there's a new set. You fucking son of a bitches, oh god! And for those of you out there who are just gonna say 'I didn't like this Foamy Fan Mail. It wasn't as good as the other fan mail.' Well, you know what? You try going through a thousand email's a day! See what happens to your brain then!! Then you end up like this guy here! You see!! You don't want that happening to you!! Stay away....stay away...

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