| So I Said To My Doctor | |
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| Cast | |
| Cast | Foamy
Germaine |
| Production | |
| Episode | 2.31 |
| Running time | 1:32 |
| Release date | 2004 |
| Producer(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Writer(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Animators(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
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| Previous Episode | So I Said To My Doctor |
| Next Episode | Paper Back Bust |
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Publishers Summary[]
Germaine bitches about trendy witchcraft books while Foamy finds an Amplified Bible.
Transcript[]
- Foamy
- Groan
- Are you done here?
- Germaine
- No, im still looking for a reputable book on the wiccan religion
- Foamy
- Just get any one, theyre all the same
- Germaine
- No theyre not, for example this one is called the practical wiccan, somewhat reputable, and has some nifty info. A good start for a beginner. But most books are like this, see, love spells for the teenage witch; this, garbage. How to get back at those you hate; crap. And this, this is absolutely the worst; bigger breasts through witchcraft. What a load of shit.
Germaine and Foamy speak simultaneously.
- Germaine
- I cant stand when they take a reputable religion and turn it into something that depressed teenage girls exploit on weekends to cast idiotic love spells while sitting around eating cake and wine!
- Foamy
- Let me see that...(begins incantation, mostly involving the word boobies, and words to enlarge and accentuate the aforementioned body part, or parts, as it were) ::peers at germaine, realizing the incantation did not work:: what a load of shit this is.
- Germaine
- Sigh
- They have no understanding of its meaning and screw around with powers BEYOND THEIR COMPRENENSION!!! Those fat bastards...
- Foamy
- Hey, look at this, its an amplified bible!
- Germaine
- So?
- Foamy
- Is it louder than the other bibles? AND GOD SAID,
- Bookstore Employee
- Oh dear god!
- Foamy
- LET THERE BE LIGHT!!
- Bookstore Employee
- Ahh!
- Foamy
- AND THERE WAS LIGHT!
- Bookstore Employee
- Theres a squirrel, in my head!!
- Foamy
- THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!!
- Germaine
- Stop that!
- Foamy
- AND HE CHANGED WATER, INTO WINE!
- G ermaine
- Amplified doesnt mean loud, jackass.
- Foamy
- False Advertising
- Germaine
- I feel strange all of a sudden..
Breasts are growing.
- Foamy
- Could it have been that mexican food you ate this morning? You dont eat jalapenos for breakfast!!!
- Germaine
- Burp