| A Pair Of Pants |
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| Cast | |
| Cast | Germaine
Foamy |
| Production | |
| Episode | 3.04 |
| Running time | 1:30 |
| Release date | 2005 |
| Producer(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Writer(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Animators(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Chronology | |
| Previous Episode | Channels |
| Next Episode | Biggest Fear |
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Publishers Summary[]
Germaine ties to find a pair of pants without some logo on it.
Script[]
- Germane
- Ugh! How come I can’t find a pair of pants without some logo on the ass of it?
- Foamy
- How about this one?
- Germane
- Yeah (!) Just what I needed. A pair of pants with the phrase “sexy” on it guys stare at my ass enough as it is! The last thing I want to do is give these freaks more incentive to look!
- Foamy
- Why not? It will make you look like a cheap slut who’s crying out for attention that’s always good in these superficial societies – right?
- Germane
- For some maybe – not me damn it! I just want a pair of regular – non-baggy pants; no sexy logo on the back and something not cut so low that people can see my ass cleavage.
- Foamy
- Ew! You people have this overwhelming fascination with the ugliest parts of the human body.
- Foamy
- Wait! How about this? Na?
- Germane
- Cock-Master? I think I’ll pass.
- Foamy
- Why? What’s wrong with advertising that you are in control of a large farm bird?
- Germane
- Er… that’s not what it means.
- Foamy
- Oh it’s one of those words with the dual meanings I get it! Kinda like “murder”.
- Germane
- How does murder have another meaning?
- Foamy
- Hello? It’s the name given to a flock of crows and to a crime where someone is killed!
- Foamy
- Murder!
- Germane
- I didn’t know that.
- Foamy
- You don’t know a lot do you? First it’s the farm birds – next it’s the crows. You just have no knowledge of the bird species.
- Foamy
- Dumbass!
- Foamy
- What about this then? It shows your appreciation for giant cats and an affinity for the character on “The Sopranos” with the same name.
- Germane
- Big Pussy?
- Foamy
- Wait, don’t tell me… dual meaning!
- Germane
- Oh yeah!
- Foamy
- Oh! Oh wait how about this one? This one display’s that you want to see some guy named “Richard” RICHARD!
- Germane
- Okay we’re leaving.
End screen appears.
- Foamy
- Sung
- Where are you Richard? We cannot find you now. I want to talk to Richard. RICHARD!