Elf Dreams
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Cast Germaine
Episode 1.30
Running time 1:06
Release date 2003
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
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Publishers Summary[edit | edit source]

Even Germaine Has Fantasies...As Warped As They May Be.

Script[edit | edit source]

Ah, nothing like sitting back and relaxin' with a copy of Elf Dreams. Ohhh, special Lord of the Flings issue with Lego-ass. Sooo cute, in a darkish elfy way. Oh yeah, look at those pointy ears those, his golden flowy hair almost like a fictional character... but real. And those long pointy arrows. Pointy. Pointeee... Oooooooo, yeah, fight scenes!
That's right, give yourself a sweaty and fierce battle. Oh, yeah, you're a filthy, dirty elf. Kill! Kill! Kill! Yes! Ah-
Excuse me, I hate to interrupt but you're a fucking sick bastard! Don't you realize its just a magazine! It doesn't exist, just like you. With that being said, I'll leave you to your erotic dreams.
Pointy ears... I like that pointy ears.

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