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Bra Bashing
Cast
Cast Germaine

Foamy

Production
Episode 3.18
Running time 2:00
Release date 2006
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Chronology
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Foamy The Squirrel - Bra Bashing

Foamy The Squirrel - Bra Bashing

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Publishers SummaryEdit

Germaine sits at her laptop, typing. Her breasts are barely being held into her shirt.

Foamy
Dude! Why are your bras all over the room?
Germaine
Pounds on table angrily.
'Cause I'm fed up with them! I'm not wearing bras anymore.
Foamy
So why?
Germaine
They're man-made torture devices. All they do it cut off your circulation, make it difficult to breathe, and squeeze your tits together so guys can stare at your cleavage! I refuse to be encumbered by mans' tortuous garments of oppression!
Foamy
You know, I've noticed, any time you gain some weight, and you can't fit into your old clothes, your old clothes become {emphasizes each word with finger quotes} tortuous garments of oppression. Why is that?
Germaine
Lowly tone.
My undies are always oppressing me.
Foamy
Yeah, okay. You just don't want to accept the fact that you're gaining weight. So you redirect your self-loathing on your clothes! It's quite sad, really.
Germaine
Defensive.
Nuh-uh.
Foamy
Dude. Why don't you just buy some new clothes?
Germaine
Angrily.
My clothes are fine! {unsure} I can still fit into them.
Foamy
Um, why are you wearing a thong?

The view cuts to behind Germaine's computer, where her butt is visible.

Germaine
It... It's not a thong.
Foamy
Well, then your ass has consumed another pair of underwear!

The view cuts back to the front of Germaine's computer.

Foamy
And, frankly, that shirt needs a little help, too.
Germaine
Angrily
It's fine.
Foamy
Dude! Your boobs are almost popping out of your... You know what? Never mind. I don't care. Every time I try to give advice, no one listens. Well fine.
Cut to behind computer.
Go about your life blindly, with your ass continuously eating your underwear,...

cut to front of computer.

...while your tits pop out of your shirt every time you take a breath. God forbid you buy some new clothes that actually fit.
Germaine
Sadly.
But I don't want to wear and extra-large.

The view cuts to behind Germaine's computer.

Foamy
Extra-large? Who are you kidding? Your ass is going for triple XL, my bloated friend.

The view cuts back to the front of Germaine's computer.

Germaine
Why can't I just stop eating all those really tasty junk foods?
Foamy
Because they're really tasty.
Germaine
Sarcastically.

Thank you for your brilliant observation.

Foamy
Not at all. Here's another observation. {cut to back of computer} Your blubbery ass is devouring your chair!

Anchovie peers in from the right with an awed look on his face.

Germaine
You know, I don't appriciate your sarcasm.
Foamy
That's okay. Millions of viewers do. {ducks down}

Germaine and Anchovie stare at each other.

Anchovie
I'd just like to say I admire your...

Looks at Germaine's butt.

...convictions.

Germaine
Fuck... you.

End screen appears.

Anchovie
Rude.