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Bending It Like Becker Since 1985
Cast
Cast Clerk
Customer
Production
Episode 1.04
Running time 0:56
Release date 26 August, 2009
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Chronology
Previous Episode Hanging The DJ Since 1985
Next Episode Downloaded Out Of Business Since 1985
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ScriptEdit

Clerk
[Send nachos] Oh, I see we're going with a selection from the Dream Theater catalog.
Customer
[Stop live albums now] Yeah, they rule, man.
Clerk
[Six degrees of inner stupidity] There's no denying their talent, [Unless you're in denial] but don't you get a bit sick of their uncanny ability to use every note known to man [Save some for later] in every song they ever write? After a while, it all just melts together into one giant 80-minute song about [Scenes from a moron] soaring eagles and reincarnation.
Customer
Yeah, I guess. [Guess again] But all the notes are very good.
Clerk
[Except "A" minor] Absolutely. That's why I recommend that you [Buy more stuff] purchase a Jason Becker CD.

Pulls out Cacophony's "Go Off!" CD.

Some of the best guitar work in the world of shred resides right here [Mad props to J.B.] on this album.
Customer
Hmm, well, this album is from 1989.
Clerk
[1988 Jackass!] So?
Customer
Well, when's he coming out with a new record?
Clerk
[Knowledge makes this funnier] Uh...uh...oh, yeah. Hold on, let me check. [Dial 555-PAIN]

Clerk throws phone into Customer's face

Now you get nothing. [Bitch ass m.f.] [Cut to end card]
Customer
Now I know the true meaning of shred!

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