| Amityville Toaster | |
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| Cast | |
| Cast | Germaine
Foamy |
| Production | |
| Episode | 2.25 |
| Running time | 1:18 |
| Release date | 2004 |
| Producer(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Writer(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Animators(s) | Jonathan Ian Mathers |
| Chronology | |
| Previous Episode | The Jiggily Butt |
| Next Episode | Foamy's Rant IV |
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Publishers Summary[]
Foamy buys a haunted toaster.
Transcript[]
- Foamy
- Hey, look what I got from that internet auction site.
- Germaine
- What is it?
- Foamy
- It's a toaster from that haunted house in Amityville. Amityville!
- Germaine
- You bought a haunted toaster?
- Foamy
- Watch, this is cool, you put in regular old white bread and...
48 seconds later...'
- Germaine
- Wheat toast? How did you end up with wheat toast?
- Foamy
- No one knows! What’s even cooler is when you put it wheat bread, you get pumpernickel, and when you put in pumpernickel you get a blueberry muffin!
- Germaine
- Bullshit.
- Foamy
- Oh yeah? Fine. It just so happens I have some pumpernickel bread right here.
56 seconds later...
- Germaine
- Whoa!
- Foamy
- See? Blueberry muffin.
- Germaine
- That's freaky. What happens if you put a bagel in there?
- Foamy
- Good question!
6,798 seconds later...'
- Germaine
- Is... is that a pork chop?
- Foamy
- Oh man, what a jip. I was hoping it'd be one of those toasty cakes.
- Germaine
- Ooh, try waffles!
- Foamy
- Eh, you know, the auction description said not to use waffles.
- Germaine
- Why?
- Foamy
- I dunno, something about getting back a toasted human hand or something. Eh yeah, don't fuck around with it.
987 seconds later...
- Germaine
- Whoa, it's a toasted hand.
- Foamy
- What did I say about using waffles?!?
- The Amytiville toaster, make breakfast spooky, spooky talk from toaster, spooky eat me toast, yum yum yum, human hand.
End screen appears.