Almost Serious Suicide
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Cast Germaine


Episode 1.08
Running time 1:30
Release date 2003
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Previous Episode Coffee Stop
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Publishers Summary[edit | edit source]

Germaine's about to commit suicide, and Foamy isn't helping.

Script[edit | edit source]

Germaine is standing in the middle of a room holding a gun… she brings it against her head… Foamy appears.

Hey what you doing… what is that? Ahh that’s one of those guns with the bullets and everything… where you shoot the people and they go “boom” are you.. are you gonna blow your own head off is this what this is? Your in one of those moods where everybody sucks, and since everyone sucks you just want to kill everyone but you can’t because of the legal ramifications...
You just have to kill yourself…isn’t that a shame.. isn’t that a damned shame.
It would be a shame though if that gun like went off accidental...

Foamy pushes the gun that Germaine holding to her head

Whoa look out!

Foamy pushed her arm and the gun from a variety of angles

Whoa.. whoa huh huh!... ahhh...
So go ahead, pull the trigger! Cause you know you want to...

starts singing words

You know you want to… pull the trigger! So your head can go boom… boom boom boom booma… with your head on the wall, adoo doo doonga, and your brains on the floor.. badoon doonga doo… when your head goes boom! Go boom... boom a boom a boom boom booma, so just pull the trigger… no one would figure, that suicide was for you… so go boom. Booom boom boom.

starts doing some attempted drum sounds...


Germaine lowers the gun

Ending screen appears


Gun shot

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