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A Pair Of Pants
Cast
Cast Germaine

Foamy

Production
Episode 3.04
Running time 1:30
Release date 2005
Producer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Writer(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Animators(s) Jonathan Ian Mathers
Chronology
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Foamy The Squirrel - A Pair Of Pants

Foamy The Squirrel - A Pair Of Pants

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Publishers SummaryEdit

Germaine ties to find a pair of pants without some logo on it.

ScriptEdit

Germane
Ugh! How come I can’t find a pair of pants without some logo on the ass of it?
Foamy
How about this one?
Germane
Yeah (!) Just what I needed. A pair of pants with the phrase “sexy” on it guys stare at my ass enough as it is! The last thing I want to do is give these freaks more incentive to look!
Foamy
Why not? It will make you look like a cheap slut who’s crying out for attention that’s always good in these superficial societies – right?
Germane
For some maybe – not me damn it! I just want a pair of regular – non-baggy pants; no sexy logo on the back and something not cut so low that people can see my ass cleavage.
Foamy
Ew! You people have this overwhelming fascination with the ugliest parts of the human body.
Foamy
Wait! How about this? Na?
Germane
Cock-Master? I think I’ll pass.
Foamy
Why? What’s wrong with advertising that you are in control of a large farm bird?
Germane
Er… that’s not what it means.
Foamy
Oh it’s one of those words with the dual meanings I get it! Kinda like “murder”.
Germane
How does murder have another meaning?
Foamy
Hello? It’s the name given to a flock of crows and to a crime where someone is killed!
Foamy
Murder!
Germane
I didn’t know that.
Foamy
You don’t know a lot do you? First it’s the farm birds – next it’s the crows. You just have no knowledge of the bird species.
Foamy
Dumbass!
Foamy
What about this then? It shows your appreciation for giant cats and an affinity for the character on “The Sopranos” with the same name.
Germane
Big Pussy?
Foamy
Wait, don’t tell me… dual meaning!
Germane
Oh yeah!
Foamy
Oh! Oh wait how about this one? This one display’s that you want to see some guy named “Richard” RICHARD!
Germane
Okay we’re leaving.

End screen appears.

Foamy
Sung
Where are you Richard? We cannot find you now. I want to talk to Richard. RICHARD!

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