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Ugh. Old people.

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Old woman walks in, Indian music is playing.

[No senior discount]
Old Woman
Hello. I'm looking for something called "DLC" [D-dumb L-lady C-clothes] for game? It's for my grandson's birthday. [Your grandkids hate you]
Clerk
Well, you're in the wrong place.
Old Woman
I don't understand. [No tech for old people]
Clerk
Clearly, you don't. Ugh, DLC is short for "download content," [Age does not denote wisdom] usually additional material for a game you download from the internet through your game console. [Or via file sharing]
Old Woman
Can I do that here? [What's with the Terminator glasses?]
Clerk
No... ya can't!
Old Woman
Where can I do that?
Clerk
At your house. [Senior cyborgs. The geriatric horror]
Old Woman
But I, I was just there.
Clerk
points
Go home, lady! [It's 2 P.M. you're late for dinner]

End screen appears

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